First off: http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/03/how-to-make-a-r.html
Check it out, they're making mechanical flies for the Pentagon. If you can find the story on (2nd off): http://www.pentagonchannel.mil/ then bonus points for you.
Third up: I'm sure we've all heard of FARC (the real one, not the LAME encoded [4th up]: Fark.com]). Apparently they were planning a dirty bomb - click here
Fifth up: looks like Randy Moss got a new three-year chrontract[sic]
Without further ado, some lyrics to diverse - OneA.M. - Uprock
I heard there were some new beats,
c'mon son if you think you elite. I know you kind of are... NOT
Wouldn't accept a pea from a bum even if you were starving rot.
Ten peas maybe, pick up a penny, off the floor and take care of Penny
Sue Louis, San Bernandino man, c'mon get with your men.
Black or white, or blue or red, Long John Silvers was a well read...
SPOT.. Out in Cincy they play cornhole without a snigger in sought, sight
This is freestyle flow, madness get handed and served on the Tennis court.
Word? I can't believe it this kid is so white, but he dropped three bombs on me before it even reached night.
After that the song switches up for a bridge before kicking back into the
main verse. So, that's all for now! Label it if you have a label maker.
I think I'll be just fine holding the salt/pepper shakers.